Friday, October 14, 2011

I Wish I Didn't Know This

URGH! This is one of those times where I want to rewind time and keep me from clicking over to IHJM ever ever ever so I would never see these pictures and never know this happened! Blast! I was upset the other day when I found out that jake Gyllenhaal was at the New York Film Festival for the screening of Pedro Almodovar's The Skin I Live In, but I could deal with that since there was no way I was going to pay what the NYFF was asking for tickets to that when that film opens here in NYC today. That just would've been ridiculous! So I hated to miss Jake but I could come to terms with it. What I can't come to terms with is finding out that...


... JAKE WAS AT THE FESTIVAL FOR MY WEEK WITH MARILYN, WHICH I WAS ALSO THERE FOR, MEANING I JUST DIDN'T SEE HIM EVEN THOUGH WE WERE BOTH THERE. That is not acceptable! Not acceptable! Completely not acceptable! Ugh. I need a drink.


Anyway, putting all that out of my head for a second, hey look it's Jack Twist and Alma. I hope she whispered "Jack Nasty" in his ear. Have these two been spotted in public around each other in ages? I mean, he's the godfather to her daughter with Heath Ledger, isn't he?

At least Dominic Cooper wasn't there and I didn't have to stumble upon a picture of Jake and Dom standing beside each other, I would've immediately thrown myself out the window had that happened. Well I would've jerked off first probably, and then thrown myself out the window. That sounds about right.
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3 comments:

Joe Reid said...

So weird. You'd think the hair on your arms or the back of your neck would stand up when Jake's around, even if you don't know it. Like people about to be struck by lightning. Maybe you're losing your connection? I don't know, that's silly to even think of! (But maybe...)

Jasper said...

And Michelle Williams' strange transformation into late-'90s Nicole Kidman continues.

Anonymous said...

You're upset?! That bastard stole my look! And my glasses!!