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I have no idea why somebody once took a picture of actors Hunter Parrish, Sebastian Stan and Jonathan Groff playing cards together - strip poker perhaps? - but I do know that when I'm confronted an unexpected threesome like this the thing to do is immediately make a Do Dump or Marry post for us to play with. And play with them we shall! Here are our fellows:
Hunter Parrish - Best known for Weeds and for being on several people's wish-list for The Hunger Games (I'm holding out hope for him as skimpily outfitted Finnick). See some more of him here, and here.
Jonathan Groff - Openly gay Broadway boy, best known for Glee and for somehow making riding a horse in a vest with an afro sexy in Taking Woodstock. See more of him here.
Sebastian Stan - He was Chris Evans' bunkmate Bucky in Captain America and lied about liking ballet in Black Swan, but he's probably best known at least to people who watch that show as somebody on Gossip Girl. See more of him here and here.
Alright have at it. It being them. Which would you do,
which'd you dump, and which'd you marry? To the comments...
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I'll do Sebastian Stan 'cuz he's sexy, dump Johnathan Groff 'cuz meh and marry Hunter Parish 'cuz he's adorable.
An unusually difficult one. I'm dumping Hunter, doing Groff, and marrying Stan (who I quite enjoyed on Kings). Well I'm not doing those things, but if I had the oh-so-delicious option ...
Do Hunter because he's adorable, dump Stan because he has a weird shaped face and marry Jonathan because he's cute and he grew up on a goat farm.
Easy! Marry/do Stan, dump the other two.
Yeah, I cheated. What of it?
do seb since you know he's a dirty boy in bed
dump hunter since he's boring
marry groff since he's quite simply perfect
I would fuck all 3 of these silly BUT:
Do Sebastian Stan. He's immensely fuckable.
Dump Jonathan Groff ... is it because I have the gay sickness that I'm most attracted to what I can't have?
Marry Hunter Parrish. He's from the same home town, and I want to move to a mountain cabin with him. He'll wear a grey wool sweater, and it'll be snowing outside and IT WILL BE GREAT, 0K?!!
YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE FOR MAKING ME CHOOSE.
Sigh.
Marry Jonathan Groff, because: obviously.
Do ... oh, this is the cruelest thing. Fine. FINE. Do Hunter Parrish, because that body is screaming for it.
Which leaves the dramatic and tearful scene where I have to dump MY BELOVED Sebastian Stan. Forgive me, my darling. Pour all your hearbreak into your work and create something beautiful and pine for me for the rest of your days.
Dump all of them. Yuck.
Piece of cake-dump Stan because I don't see it-I mean, hot by guy you meet in a bar standards, but by Hollywood standards? Do Hunter Parrish because he was made for one nighters. And marry Groff because he is the living incarnation of the perfect gay boyfriend.
Do, do and do...
I would DO Hunter Parrish in a New York minute. I would DUMP Jonathan Groff, because he fucked a former roommate of mine. EW! I would MARRY Sebastian Stan. Lifetime of fucky with Bucky.
Branden, is your former roommate Gavin Creel? And, if so, do you have a current address?
Jonathan Groff and Gavin Creel hooked up? Now that's a mental image to savor.
DO: Sebastian
Dump: Hunter
Marry: Johnathan Groff
No, my other roommate was not Gavin Creel. My roommate auditioned for Glee when Groff was on it. I think he was full of shit, but maybe it happened.
I saw so much helpful info here!
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