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It's do Dump or Marry time again! Or should I say Duel, Doublé or Parry?!? (No. I shouldn't.) Paul W. S. Anderson's The Three Musketeers is out on Friday, and even though I probably couldn't have less interest in seeing it I feel compelled to do this post by the power of the word "three" in the story's title. Compelled! In PWSA's version we've got Ray Stevenson as Porthos, Matthew Macfadyen as Athos, and Noted Homosexual Luke Evans as Aramis. (Hey Luke, Zach Quinto called, he says you're a pussy.)
A little bit more, individually...
Luke Evans we've posted plenty of before,
Matthew Macfadyen
Ray Stevenson
Alright there they are, your ever-thrusting swordsmen.
Tell us who'd you do, dump and marry in the comments...
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16 comments:
In the spirit of the title, I'd like to do all three to Ray Stevenson...in that order.
Do Evans (he's not marriage material with this closety bullshit)
Dump Stevenson
Marry McFadyen
And thank you for not allowing me to incriminate myself by including Logan Lerman.
Yeah I almost made a comment about Logan Lerman but decided it best to just leave the boy out of this.
Okay I know I wanna marry McFadyen since 2005.
I wanna do Luke like crazy but he doesn't look like marry material and I'd dump Stevenson.
My ovaries have bled for Stevenson since Rome, so, marry. And I'm not a woman.
Do McFadyen since he, on the basis of these pics, looks more interesting than what's his face. The latter I'd dump.
Dump the re-closet case. Guess I would do or marry the other two in some order
I gotta go with Joe here-Evans for the Do but closet cases aren't for me. I'd rather marry McFayden.
Matthew Macfadyen - Do
Luke Evans - Dump - he's not hot at all
Ray Stevenson - Marry - so I can do him all the time.
I've never heard of these guys before right now by the by..
I would do all three, refuse their proposals, and finally dump them merciless.
Yeah, I'm feeling bad today.
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Do: Evans
Dump: Stevenson
Marry: McFadyen
Do Ray Stevenson. Do, DO, DO! That is one hunka hunka burning man right there!
Here's where it gets interesting: If the noted homosexual agreed to come out (or at least stop trying to backpedal on the gay stuff), then I'd marry him. If not, I'd dump his ass (hot though it may be)faster than a Musketeer could draw his sword. McFadyen is definitely good-looking, but I have no real opinion on him, so my response to him would depend on Mr. Evans's actions.
I would do Ray Stevenson. I think he would be an animal in the sack.
Dump Luke Evans. Denying being a gay man. BIG TURN OFF!
I would marry Matthew McFayden, because of "Pride and Prejudice". The lovable lug.
I would need to do Ray Stevenson for a week just to take the edge off.
I would dump all the rest.
I'm a woman, if that matters.
Definitely do Ray Stevenson. He's 6'4" and built like a brick shithouseinus the steroids. Bet he'd plow me into next month!
Dump Luke Evans. Too skinny for me. Needs a bit more meat on him.
And marry Matthew Macfadyen. Lovable, gorgeous man! I'd have him till death do we part!
Definitely do Ray Stevenson! Watching him in Rome and in the Transporter: Refueled made me really, really wet in front of my PC.
After doing him, I'll marry him and be his slave. Just like in Rome, he can do me anytime he wants to. ;)
Do Stevenson, dump Evans, marry Mr. Darcy. Would also maintain possibly too much interest in staying friends with Logan Lerman.
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