Alexander Skarsgård Four Times

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It's a very special edition of "Life Lessons" today, with our friend Alexander Skarsgård. In an interview with Out magazine - actually it's him chatting with Swedish director Jonas Åkerlund - the topic of why there seem to be lots of creative types coming out of Sweden comes up, and we learn this.

Skarsgård: People sit in their garages and play music for five months because it's too cold and dark to be outside.

Åkerlund: That's the boning season. [Laughter] And then it's spring, and that's also boning season. And summer's the best boning season.

Skarsgård: And that's also why we're so liberal and so cool with our sexuality -- because we fuck a lot [laughter].

Åkerlund: How much time can you spend playing the drums?

Skarsgård: When you're bored, just have sex.

Now you'll have to excuse me, I'm off to Sweden for the rest of my life. Do you think there's a vacancy anywhere in the Skarsgård vicinity? I don't even need a house. A filthy mattress on the side of the street will be fine, I am not picky.