Friday, September 16, 2011

I'll Give You A Hand With That, Chris Evans

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I know - or at least I assume, since we sadly live in a world where celebrities tend not to massage their penises in photo-shoots for mainstream publications - that Chris Evans' hand placement there is just a stroke (ha) of luck. I know this inside of the ever-shrinking logical spaces inside of my brain. And yet... yet... here we are.
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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

that hand placement in no mistake. Clearly he's indicating where he'd like me to put my mouth and/or my asshole

Glenn said...

I'm distracted by those throbbing veins... 0_0