Friday, September 30, 2011

I Do Not Understand This As Criticism

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So What's Your Number?, the new Anna Faris comedy, is out today. I am Anna's second biggest fan - her first biggest fan is this dweeb - so I'll be seeing it, come hell or terrible reviews. I mean, I've seen The House Bunny ten times by now and that thing's no critic's darling. (Come on, though. "The eyes are the nipples of the face" should be taught beside Shakespeare.) So I might as well read a couple of the reviews, see what people are complaining about, since they're not gonna make a difference, right? Which led me to this review at AICN, and I am boondoggled, barnswallowed, cornfussed! I have no idea if all of those are words, the point is I do not compute the following as examples of how something is wrong with the film:

"It doesn't help that Evans is at his full-on most scoundrelly charming and walks around a lot in his underwear. He frequently makes the trip across the hall to hide from the women who have slept over and he wants to leave. Then there's the unnecessary second plot (it takes up too much time to call a subplot) about Ally's sister (Ari Graynor) getting married."

So what you're telling me is Chris Evans' is half naked most of the time, and there's more Ari Graynor in the movie then I was expecting? AND THESE ARE BAD THINGS??? What the living fuck.
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