Some Tasty Sharkbait Beefcake Morsels

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I kinda lost some interest in Shark Night 3D when I saw the stupefyingly dumb trailer. I know, I know - what did I expect from a movie that was really almost released under the name Untitled 3D Shark Thriller? And that Shark Night 3D is what they came up with instead? Especially when from what I can tell from the trailer 90% of this thing takes place in daylight. But it is from the director of Final Destination 2, and it does star some hot fellas (we're getting to that), and it is a movie about a crazy ass shark eating pretty young people in 3D, so it does have a lot going for it. 

For awhile all I was seeing were pictures of the film's admittedly lovely ladies (Hi Sara Paxton!) in their bikinis, which was further dampening any enthusiasm I might have - cough up the menfolk, yo! - but with the latest batch of pictures released they finally got to the tender and meaty stuff, i.e the Chris Zylka and Dustin Milligan and Chris Carmack and Sinqua Walls beefcakery. Delicious.