Michael Fassbender Has Been Abandoned

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Tossed aside like rubbish! Well Fassy can come and cry on my shoulder. The director Steve McQueen, who handed Fassy his career with Hunger and then worked with him again in the out-this-Fall movie called Shame, has announced his third film and it's going to star Chiwetel Ejiofor, not Fassy.

Okay okay, it's about the true story of "Solomon Northrup, a New York citizen who was kidnapped in Washington in 1841 and rescued from a cotton plantation in Louisiana in 1853," who you can see there to the right, but that's no excuse. That's what make-up was invented for, Steve McQueen! God!

Okay I hope y'all get that I'm kidding. I know my Fassbender affections verge (ha, verge) on the deranged so I suppose in an alternate dimension there's a version of me that's pro-black-face in certain  Fassified instances... but not in this one. Thankfully. I love Chewy (I read somewhere that's what his friends call him so nobody should feel weird about me calling him that at all) and fully expect him to be awesome in this.

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