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If all goes well, if all the pieces fall into place, I'll be seeing Final Destination tonight. Yes, I'm daring to brave a horror movie on opening night in New York City - say a little prayer for me. I'll surely need it - no doubt I'll be dodging the people yammering on their cell phones and talking to the screen while the people up there on it are dodging the careening buses and plates of glass and giant logs and elevator doors and broken PVC pipes and tanning beds and pool drains (especially the pool drains).
Speaking of movies coming out today - this is called a transition - there are several, and you can read about them in my weekly piece for Celebrity Beehive right here. I figured out why The Change-Up was a flop - not enough Ryan Reynolds masturbating. I mean, obviously. Every movie needs more of that.
Speaking of movies coming out today - this is called a transition - there are several, and you can read about them in my weekly piece for Celebrity Beehive right here. I figured out why The Change-Up was a flop - not enough Ryan Reynolds masturbating. I mean, obviously. Every movie needs more of that.
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2 comments:
what movie is ryan ryenolds masterbating in the picture on the couch
I believe that's from The Nines
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