Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Good Morning, World

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Scott Caan turns 35 today, and here are some pictures of him in his underpants in some movie called The Dog Problem. I think that dog is giving him a problem!


Anyway how gross is the first sentence of his his IMDb biography? Listen to this:

"Muscular, swaggering and tough, Scott Caan gives every indication of becoming a "man's-man" like his father, legendary actor James Caan. While it is obvious that he admires tough method actors like Marlon Brando and Sean Penn, James Caan's eldest son also has a strong egalitarian streak, evidenced by his reasoning for baring his body in the film Varsity Blues (1999). He is quoted as saying that originally only the women in the scene were to be nude, but that he felt it really sexist, so he stripped too."

I'm obviously not going to complain about the second half there, because we appreciate that and we've been appreciating that scene for twelve years now. But as with everything Scott Caan touches the Napoleon complex is just so thick and pungent (musky, you might say) you could choke. Muscular, swaggering and tough! A man's man! Yeah I've heard that about him, how he's a real man's man, like I'm a man's man...

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