Thursday, August 18, 2011

Do Dump or Marry - The Three Sons Of Winterfell

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There's the bastard Jon Snow (Kit Harington), the ward (aka hostage) Theon Greyjoy (Alfie Allen), and the heir Robb Stark (Richard Madden). It was a gift that the show gave us this shirtless scene in that early episode of A Game of Thrones since it's the only time we're ever gonna see them in the same room ever.


And I'm talking about the characters here, not the actors. This is easier if you've read the books, but then life is easier if you've read these books. At least it involves less of me nagging at you. So which would you engage in some lively "sexposition" with (do), which would you whispers vows with under the weirwood tree (marry) and which would you send off to The Wall (dump)? To the comments...

8 comments:

Jason Adams said...

Oh and I would marry Jon Snow (duh), and do Theon while dumping Robb - even though Robb's much prettier he does not seem like he'd be a good fuck at all. Theon on the other hand, yes please.

elevendreams said...

I am 100% with you.

Marry Jon. Oh marry the bloody hell out of Jon.

Definitely do Theon. Lots. Until he becomes Reek, that is.

Dump Robb... I don't do grief well.

Joe Reid said...

If you'd asked me after the series premiere, I'd have definitely married Jon Snow, but he became SUCH a sad drip ever since then. DO him, that's it.

If you'd have asked me at mid-season, I'd have definitely dumped Robb, because who cares? But he really stepped up and became interesting, and now he's Catelyn's favorite, so you'll have a fierce mother-in-law when you MARRY him.

So I guess I'm DUMPing Penis O'Butterface over there. I'm not crying over it.

Jason Adams said...

elevendreams - You know, Reek would do whatever you asked him to do to please you... okay okay, maybe that isn't as hot in this context as it could've been. Damn you, George R. R. Martin! ;)

LOL - "Penis O'Butterface"

I think they did some genius casting with Kit Harington because the sadder and drippier that Jon Snow gets the more I just want to crawl up under those furs and never let go.

Oh and I should've mentioned let's steer clear of speaking spoilers for post-first-book at this point... even though I realized mid-posting that this topic BEGS for them. We can let them inform our decisions but I don't want to ruin the show for anyone that's not read the books.

M_Dissolvo said...

I would have no choice but to do Jon. I don't think I'd marry the bastard but I'd certainly do him...besides...he can't.

I would then be forced to dump Robb...I'd also want to do him but I had to choose one son of Winterfell and I already did.

Because obviously I have to marry Theon. Those Greyjoys really do it for me. Besides he really needs someone to be nice to him.

Anonymous said...

Thank the gods old and new for the link in your comment JA!!!!

ShoNuff Lives said...

if its the characters, then:
marry - rob (he's so devoted)
do - theon (clearly wild in bed)
dump - robb (a whiner)

if its the actors, then:
marry - richard madden (duh)
do - alfie allen (that shot was right)
dump - kit harrington (pouty isn't really my thing)

Anonymous said...

Dump Theon, because although I don't think he's AS awful as everyone thinks he is, he's certainly not a nice person.

As for the other two, well, they tie. I'd do them both and I'd marry them both. XD