Friday, July 01, 2011

Megan Fox For President

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If you ask me - and by clicking on a link that brought you to this blog you've waived your rights to dispute the fact that you have indeed asked me - there's been something really gross these past couple of weeks about Michael Bay and Shia LaBeouf's need to drag Megan Fox through the mud, hasn't there? I suppose expecting gentlemanly behavior from the purveyors of mindless robot snuff porn was my first mistake, but still you'd think they'd have better shit to talk, like how just massive their dicks are or something. Course I'm one of the only Megan Fox apologists out there, it seems. Ah well. Point being, Big Dick: The Movie is out in theaters as well as that one where Julia Roberts finally dislocates her jaw and begins eating up people left and right, and I'm talking these things over at Celebrity Beehive today, go check it.

I did mention yesterday that I've got today off from work but I didn't mention that that means I won't really be posting between now and Tuesday. Which it does. Mean, I mean. So y'all have a wonderful weekend cramming hot dogs into every hole of your body, in the patriotic sense. Peace!
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5 comments:

Ms Scrappy said...

Bay and LeBeouf sound like a couple of creeps who got shot down by Fox when they hit on her. My Dad once said that there was a certain type of guy that would tell everyone you slept them even if you didn't. Those two seem to be that kind of guy. I'm not a fan of Fox, but she doesn't deserve to be treated like that.

Anonymous said...

I could not agree more, and while I expect such churlishness from MB and SLB, seeing Spielberg pile on as well is really really sad. I guess Megan Fox is today's Hollywood object lesson in women-should-be-seen-and-not-heard.

Anonymous said...

A-Fucking-men re Ms. Fox. I haven't seen enough of her work to really be a fan of hers, but she seems likeable and gorgeous.
And incidentally, though I used to be quite the fan, fuck Steven Spielberg, too.
Rob

RJ said...

I'm a fellow Megan Fox apologist. I've only seen her in Jennifer's Body (UNDERRATED), but I enjoy her persona quite a bit. They manage to get a few digs in at her in TF3 as well.

Anonymous said...

Megan is not the only one to have diarrhea of the mouth. Maybe she will think twice now before bashing other people. Plus she admitting to being with Shia, but her and BAG were "on a break". Shia was asked point blank if it happened and he just answered honestly.