Starf*cker

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This one's for the Starf*cker record books, my friends - on my way to the subway from my office tonight I saw Justin Theroux leaning on his motorcycle all bearded and biker'd up in leather very much like above. We made lingering eye contact! The kicker - his pants hang low and his black underpants were tight and I was basically getting an eyeful of Theroux ass. Within touching distance! Oh, delight.