Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Showgirls (1995)


James Smith: Now wait a minute. Listen, just listen. Man you've got more talent when you dance than anybody I've ever seen. And I've seen a lot of dancers. I studied at New York... Alvin Ailey. You burn when you dance.

Nomi Malone: But you said I couldn't.

James: Well you've got to hold some of it in, and dancing ain't fucking.

Nomi: What's that! More Wisdom! I know that!

James: No you don't. You dance like when you fuck that guy last night.

Nomi: What guy?

James: That guy with the chick. You took 'em in the back.

Nomi: I didn't fuck him.

James: Yes you did, you fucked him and her.

Nomi: Are you following me around? I didn't fuck anybody I was just...

James: I saw you! Man everybody got AIDS and shit. You know, what is it that you think you do? You fuck 'em without fucking them, that's what you do! Well it ain't right! You've got too much talent for it to be right!

Nomi: Get out of here!

James: Bitch, I'm tellin' you the truth!
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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

hahaha! what a great movie! there is a bit more boob in it than is my taste but its still gold! its terrible in the best way possible!

Scott said...

You know, on second thought, i don't think i want nomi to do my nails. i'm gettin' a little old for that whorey look...

good god, i love this movie! doggie chow rules!

downbythewater said...

holy crap. i literally just watched the nails scene, doggie chow scene, and the black swan mash-up. perfect timing haha.