I Spy Peter Dinklage

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I went for a walk over by the Hudson on my lunch-break - it's a surprisingly lovely day out there; I thought it was supposed to be a rainy day - and who should greet me but Tyrion Lannister himself! Okay he didn't greet me, he was walking by, but still. It was especially surreal since I just watched the last episode of A Game of Thrones last night. Some witticism involving the taste of Dornish wenches might've come in handy, but I came up dry. (Just like Dornish wenches! Hardy har, sigh.) Anyway dude's maybe even sexier in person. After I passed him I cursed myself as always for not asking to take a picture together, but then I got to thinking, what would be the etiquette of taking a fan picture with Peter Dinklage - would it be rude for me to get down on a knee so we're more level? Or do I ask him to wrap his arms around and hug my leg? I wouldn't have minded that at all, if he'd been up for it.

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