Friday, May 06, 2011

Hot Thug Thor

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With the release of Thor today it seems a fine time to recollect that time Chris Hemsworth played a consistently half-naked thug in David Twohy's underrated caper A Perfect Getaway, right? I mean it's always a good time to recollect a half-naked Chris Hemsworth, not just today, and it's also always a good time to recollect A Perfect Getaway, and not only because Timothy Olyphant is also half-naked and naked-naked in it. I really let that sentence get away from me. 



Anyway I prefer this rough-n-tumble Chris Hemsworth to his airbrushed Hammer-god counterpart upon first inspection. How about you?
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Alright with that important matter outta the way, now y'all can head over to Celebrity Beehive and read my take on all the movies coming out this weekend. yes, there are movies other than Thor out this weekend. I know, right? Weird. And if anybody wants to tell me what this broom jumping thing is all about go to town, I'm still too lazy to look that shit up.

And now for no good reason except every good reason here are the Hemsworth brothers touching each other.

4 comments:

Joe Reid said...

I think you're stretching a bit in trying to differentiate what makes Thor-Hemsworth hot versus what makes APG-Hemsworth hot. I see muscles. I see scruffy facess. I see...muscles. Yes, the latter is more sun-kissed, but I can hardly blame Thor for that. That alabaster skin is kept under all that gleaming armor? Plus he's from, like, Planet Scandanavia or whatever.

My point is this: why divide us Hemsworth-lusters when we could all slobber over the guy together?

Jason Adams said...

It's more an different attitude than a terribly different look that I speak of, Joseph. Either way, there can be no union! Only discord! War, argh, et cetera! I mean, I could just not post any pictures at all. God. This is why we can't have nice things.

Simon said...

At one point in Thor, he literally mud wrestles a dude. This? This is nothing.

Serious Hat said...

the apg chris looks more natural and badass. his pecs are more proportional. kale for me.