Friday, April 29, 2011

How Did It Come To Pass...

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... that a horror movie with sexy investigator Brandon Routh investigating sexy undead Taye Diggs has now come out and I can't seem to stir up a single decibel of excitement? I've covered Dylan Dog's long scattered slog to theatrical release for many many months here, but now that it's out I can barely spare it a second thought. Perhaps that's the problem - the fact that I did cover it for so long. The movie itself feels like an afterthought at this point. Or maybe the real problem was birthed when I saw the tremendously underwhelming (and practically shirtless-less) trailer. I dunno. It just looks so cheesy. All those terrible shirts they're wearing! Ugh.

Anybody out there amped up for it? Somebody go and see it and tell me if Brandon and Taye make out at any point; that'd get me over this hump right quick.
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1 comment:

RJ said...

The fact that Sam Huntingtons character is a walking corpse really sells the slash fandom possibilities of this movie short. That's just gross.