Thursday, March 17, 2011

Gratuitous Armie Hammer


Hopefully we've got a real wealth of gratuity from Mr. Hammer to come, but for now it seems about time Armie Hammer got his own tag here at MNPP and with that I might as well post what we've gotten from him so far since scanning back through the few times I have felt fit to mention him haven't quite gone far enough. Especially with this news:

"Leonardo DiCaprio and Armie Hammer shot a big kissing scene last week for the Clint Eastwood biopic J Edgar about the former FBI director, E! News' Marc Malkin and Brett Malec report:

"It was on Friday when they had their kissing scene, and it was very passionate," the source tells us.

For those who don't know, DiCaprio stars in the film as late FBI boss J. Edgar Hoover. Hammer plays his protégé and rumored lover Clyde Tolson.

"[They did] more [takes] than Clint normally does," adds our source. "They wanted to make it right...It's a more involved scene than just the kissing...It was so sexy."

Early in February, Hammer told DiCaprio to "pucker up."

Armie Hammer is twenty-five years old, six foot five inches tall, a burgeoning movie star and the heir to an oil fortune. What you got? Cuz I'm feeling pretty goddamn inadequate, personally. (gif via)



Anonymous said...

He's a big boy!

Dame James said...

Gee, I wonder who convinced Clint to do more takes on the kissing scenes? "Oh Leo, my bad! How silly of me. Another take?" I <3 Armie (and his big feet).

Anonymous said...

and I would take him over that twerpy dicrapio ANY DAY OF THE WEEK, IN A NEW YORK MINUTE!!!
Let face it Armie Hammer spells

Scot said...

By the way, that anon was me. I clicked prematurely. How embarrassing!

My super secret password is vagne....gross!

Marshall1 said...

Answer: It used to be Tom Welling. Now I have to add Armie.

Question: Which celebrity do you want to give a massage to and....?

Simone said...

What a beautiful fucking man. And I usually don't like blondes.

Unknown said...

I would climb that massive hunk of a man like a tree. He seems like a total gentleman in the interviews I've seen with him, too. Anyways, I can't help but look at him and imagine myself in him arms (literally him carrying me) while he fucks my brains out. The fact that his cock hasn't met my asshole is a damn travesty.

John T said...

My new dream man. The taller the better!