Today I'd rather be...
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... helping Justin Long kiss and make Brandon Routh
feel better for losing the Superman gig. Poor thing.
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... helping Justin Long kiss and make Brandon Routh
feel better for losing the Superman gig. Poor thing.
Speaking of, I am living proof that watching the following video of Routh and Mary Elizabeth Winstead doing press for Scott Pilgrim is an activity you can do completely without the sound on and still find 100% enthralling, due to the ridiculous size of Brandon's arms. Good lord. (via)
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This reminds me of a quote comedian Rob Delaney had about Jason Statham:
I'd like to put my dick in his armpit and ask him to flex.
Pretty sure that applies here. Good Lord.
Ha that's great. I'll have to remember that line, it will surely come in handy.
What I don't understand is how Mary Elizabeth Winstead is just sitting there so calmly, and not hopping right onto his face. Crazy lady!
"completely without the sound on" is such a nice way of saying
SHUT UP BITCH!
I know its stupid but I love the way he always seems to be wearing Origional Penguin shirts. They fit him so well. Of course I'd rather see him wearing no shirt at all but I'm guessing that goes without saying.
sigh....
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