Thursday, February 03, 2011

TGT10: Actor to Actress #9

As mentioned in this year's introduction to the Pantys, we're celebrating our favorite performances of 2010 a little differently. Instead of just telling you who my favorite performances of the year were, I tossed the names of my favorite 10 male performances and my favorite 10 female performances into a hat, pulled out one of each sex at random, and will now going to imagine what the hell the two characters these actors so indelibly portrayed would have to say to one another if they ever met. Because why not? Here's our eighth pair. I give you an imagined interaction between...

The Fighter's Dicky Eklund (Christian Bale)
& The Ghost Writer's Ruth Lang (Olivia Williams)

Ruth: Would you like a drink, Mr. Eklund?
Dicky: Ah...Ah....Ah... Ah prahlly shouldn't.
Ah got wicked problems lady. Real wicked frickin' problems.
Ruth: Mmm yes I'll drink to that.
Dicky: Ahh what the frick pass ol Dickie-boy the likka.
Ruth: Indeed. Frick. Likka. Yes. What?

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