Tuesday, February 08, 2011

I Can't Believe This Movie WIll Be Made

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Seriously? They're going to make a movie out of Chuck Palahniuk's book Snuff? The one about the over-the-hill porn star getting gang-banged on her way out the porn door? (The back door, one might even say. Huzzah!) And it's going to star Darryl Hannah as leading lady of lust Cassie? And it will co-star Tom Sizemore (ha his name in this context) as Mr. 600 and Thora Birch (did you know her parents were porn stars in real life? Her ma's the nurse in Deep Throat!) as the talent wrangler?

Out of all the Chuck books waiting to be made I never really figured this would be the one at the top of the heap. I'm just sitting here waiting for my Invisible Monsters movie. I will be waiting for a very long time. Sigh.
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6 comments:

Derreck said...

um, WHAT?

i mean, how? how can they make a movie out of this? I read the book some time ago and i'm still not sure how i feel about it.

the jaded viewer said...

I read this book too! That's freakin crazy. I'm sorry I cringe at seeing 2011 Daryl Hannah getting all nekkid.

But Splash Daryl Hannah was excellento spicy hot!

Marshall1 said...

Oh cool, we have Daryl Hannah AND Thora Birch (long time no see, Ghost World standout!)

Noecitos said...

If I ever become I star I will direct Invisible Monsters (and I will obviously play Brandy Alexander...)

Legend Rivera said...

AWESOME!!!

Been waiting for years on this development. Let's hope they don't screw it up.

Pax Romano said...

As Derreck said, "how"?

This one's going to be very difficult to pull off.

We shall see.