Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Die Hard (1988)

Hans Gruber: This time John Wayne does not

walk off into the sunset with Grace Kelly.
John McClane: That was Gary Cooper, asshole.

I am so jealous of everyone getting to see Alan Rickman

introduce Die Hard at BAM tonight. That is so effin' rad.
I had no idea it was his first movie! That's nuts. GRUBER!!!
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