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Phil Connors: There is no way that this winter is ever going to end as long as this groundhog keeps seeing his shadow. I don't see any other way out. He's got to be stopped. And I have to stop him.
Punxsutawney Phil did indeed see his shadow this morning, so according to fake legend this godforsaken winter we've been having is ending early. Just know, groundhog, I will come for you if your prediction prove false. I've heard groundhog stew can be tasty if well-salted. In summation, this weather is killing me. The street sides of the sidewalks have become walls of frozen snow that've turned the sidewalks themselves into foot-deep slush puddles. I am not an Inuit. I have no papoose. This is not acceptable.
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