Five Count 'Em Five New Videos

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Over the weekend I decided about one third of the way into watching this trailer for Scream 4 that I didn't want to watch anymore. I'd found myself zooming in on the frame of the girl who falls off of the rooftop, and then comparing her clothes with what we see characters wearing in other shots and I knew that no, I can't watch this shit, I'm gonna ruin the movie for myself. No more! I am enforcing a moratorium on my eyes until April 15th, when the film is out. All that is to say I'm not sure if this trailer's new or not, since I stopped watching. I think it is? But you can watch the whole thing at Apple if you feel so inclined. I'm not taking screencaps or nothing though! None of it!

And according to BD there's a slew of even newer footage in this Canadian trailer for the movie, so you can go spoil yourself more if you wanna! Yeehaw. But again, I ain't looking!

So let's get to the stuff I will look at. Have looked at! Here's a new teaser for HBO's A Game of Thrones that they released last evening. It doesn't really have new footage but it shows a bunch of the vital characters sitting on the Iron Throne and saying something characteristic, to their character. It's very exciting, if you are a nerd!

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And then HBO also released a very very very brief teaser for Mildred Pierce, Todd Hayne's miniseries with Kate Winslet, Guy Pearce, and Evan Rachel Wood. I have never read the book so the kiss between Kate and Evan sort of boggles my eyeballs, but hey, Todd can take my anywhere.

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And finally, I can't believe I haven't set aside five minutes for this yet but I haven't and it shames me, but I guess there was a Pee Wee Herman themed video on SNL this weekend? I haven't watched it yet. I know! I will! God.

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