Friday, December 03, 2010

The Book Of Love Will Open Up...

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... and let us in! That fellow there is Jang Dong-gun and he's the star of The Warrior's Way which is in theaters today. I have absolutely no interest in seeing that movie but I had to write some about it for this week's column over at Celebrity Beehive and in so doing discovered he was a looker. It be raining sexy Koreans up in the joint this week! But back to the movie itself for a second: I cracked myself up if I do say so myself with what I wrote about it at CB:

"The Warrior’s Way is some sort of spaghetti-western kung-fu mash-up about an assassin (Dong-gun Jang) trying to stop that whole assassinating business, that co-stars Kate Bosworth and Geoffrey Rush. Those are not names that peak my curiosity honestly. What’s funny is they seem to want us to believe that Bosworth has enough strength in those twig arms of hers to throw knives. I think she needs to first learn to hold onto her knife and use it to cut up some food for eating, and not go throwing her silverware away like that."

Somebody should hire me to be the new Dear Abby, I swear. I have good advice in my stool. Anyway check out the rest of my piece here. (No not that piece, pervert.) I take the opportunity to ramble more about how awesome Black Swan is - and I know you want more of that! - and also give an air-kiss to Ewan McGregor in I Love You, Philip Morris which is finally out this weekend after years of wrangling and which he is utterly adorable in.

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