Wednesday, November 24, 2010

The Jake Gyllenhaal Nudity Report

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Jake's latest film Love and Other Drugs is out today. I'm not going to get around to seeing it myself until the day after Thanksgiving - that's Friday to you Turkey Agnostics - but I figured we should have a place to discuss the very much most important part of this slab of cinema, namely how much ass Jake shows. So if and when you see the film, check in here at the comments and that's what we'll do. And give thanks! Ass thanks.

5 comments:

Derek said...

Saw a test screening a few months back. He shows quite a bit! There are several scenes of ass, TONS of shirtless, and even a shot that MIGHT bring us a frontal once the DVD is released. Hopefully they didn't edit anything out!

Anonymous said...

we all need gyllenhaal c*ck in our lives.

Ryan said...

OMFG… this movie is pure Gyllen-porn!!! Seriously, even the shot composition and lighting of Jake (both in-and-out of cloths) is utterly sublime.

SCENE #1: Jake and Anne are lying in the middle of the floor post-sex. In a medium wide-shot, Jake is shown on top, naked (side-view) except for wearing a white t-shirt. Then we cut to a medium close up of Jake standing up (surprisingly close up view of Jake’s asscrack (slightly) parting as he adjusts his body to stand. Cut back to the medium wide shot where we see Jake’s naked ass as he grabs and steps into his pants.

SCENE #2: In a medium-wide shot, Jake is shown fully naked, head-to-toe (albeit from the side) laying in bed, with his left leg bent in an upside down V to cover his actual penis. The lighting is spectacular; Jake’s naked body practically glowing, and we cut back to this image a few times.

SCENE #3: A medium shot of Jake wearing only a white-t shirt and tight, grey briefs. It’s a medium shot that cuts off about mid-thigh and provides and full on, delicious underwear bulge shot.

SCENE #4: In wide shot, Jake (naked from head-to-toe) runs across the room, covering his cock with both hands. It’s well lit and I would not be surprised if in slow-mo we could make out a little detail of what he’s covering. But the money shot is when Jake turns around to go back into the bedroom, now in medium wide shot, Jake (again, naked from head-to-toe), gives us a perfect view of his delicious, sculpted ass.

SCENE #5: Jake and Anne make a sex tape and Jake’s roommate watches it; on a TV screen we see close-ups of Jake and Anne’s faces and then an extreme close-up shot of Jake’s trusting ass (in black and white) taking up the entire screen.

SCENE #6: Jake jumps up from bed naked, we see side views and then, as he goes to look in the mirror, the camera moves up showing us a little more than half of his naked butt in a brief but yummy close-up.

Fewwww! I mean this film truly is a love-letter to the carnal appeal of Jake Gyllenhaal’s naked form. As for director Edward Zwick… I’m forever in his debt.

Anonymous said...

^ in scene 2 you can see about half of Jake's flaccid cock for a few seconds!!!!!

Anonymous said...

gyllencock confirmed, yes, and not exactly flacid either.