Today's Mood

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Peggy Gravel (Mink Stole),
Desperate Living

"Hello? What number are you calling? You've dialed the wrong number! Sorry? What good is that? How can you ever repay the 30 seconds you have stolen from my life! I hate you, your husband, your children and your relatives!"

Or this line:

"Why did you tell me to come this way, Grizelda? You know I hate nature! Look at those disgusting trees, stealing my oxygen. Oh, I can't stand this scenery another minute. All natural forests should be turned into housing developments! I want cement covering every blade of grass in this nation. Don't we taxpayers have a voice anymore?"

Or this one:

"No, please not a kiss, I swear I'll gag!
Mount me if you must but not a kiss!"

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