Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Quote of the Day

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I didn't get around to seeing Jackass 3D over the weekend - did you? - and I don't know when I will get around to it, but the sucker made fifty million dollars! Good grief. I don't find that particularly horrific or anything - I've found the Jackass series terrifically amusing so far - but it is a number that boggles the mind a bit when you consider the only thing going into these movie's budgets are knee-pads, bungee cords, and hospital bills. Oh those hospital bills must be something.

Anyway according to Cinematical they unsurprisingly shot a whole lot of footage that didn't make the cut and because of this one's success are already talking about cramming it into a quickie sequel. And then Steve O said this, and touched my heart:

"How are you going to leave out the scene where a guy farts darts into another guy's face?... You know you're working with some high-quality material if you're leaving something like that out."

I think Tchaikovsky had the same problem with The Nutcracker. Speaking of, perhaps they'll call the next one Jackass 3D Part Two: Nutcrackin'.

PS Here's Bam making out with some guy here in New York the other night. (via) Not as sexy as I had hoped it would be. Not at all.

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2 comments:

Joe Reid said...

Beggars can't be choosers when it comes to my boyfriend Bam Margera, so if he wants to rub his face on a homeless guy's tongue for a photo op, I will let that sate me until he next time he allows Johnny Knoxville to take another flaming hot iron to his bare ass.

shawnp said...

What about Jackass 3, Cock Chuggers; Cockchuggin'