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Welcome to the Dollhouse (1995)

Principal Edwards: Now what exactly did you do, Dawn?

Dawn: I shot a spitball.

Principal Edwards: Speak up. I can't hear you.

Dawn: I shot a spitball.

Mrs. Weiner: You shot a what?

Mr. Weiner: She shot a spitball.

Principal Edwards: A teacher was almost blinded.

Dawn: I was fighting back.

Mrs. Weiner: Whoever told you to fight back?

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