In the middle of a conversation with Maroon 5 pretty-boy Adam Levine in the new issue of OUT about what a man-whore he is, comes this:OUT: You’ve also gotten a lot of attention for hanging out with Jake Gyllenhaal.
Levine: Will everyone stop thinking that dude is gay? Seriously guys. How immature is it of the media to perceive this guy -- it has to be because of Brokeback, right? I’ve known this dude forever. He’s one of my oldest friends, and it’s very weird that they have this -- it’s very immature and infantile the way they treat his whole situation. If him hanging out with his bros means he’s gay, it’s like further perpetuating that weird homophobia that exists in our culture, which is just stupid. So, yeah, he’s my buddy. I fuckin’ love the guy.
I knew I'd posted the pictures of Adam Levine and Jake Gyllenhaal hanging out back in June and so I went back and looked at the post and somehow I restrained myself from making a single gay crack in it! I saw this day coming, I did. I mean, I sexualized them with all the power my fingertips could muster, but I didn't say a word about them making kissy-poo. I demand an apology, Adam Levine! You can deliver it directly to my penis.
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