Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Back to the Future Part II (1989)

Marty McFly: Shark still looks fake.
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Never noticed before that Jaws 19 was directed by Max Spielberg and its tag-line is, "This time it's REALLY REALLY personal." Ha. Max is Spielberg's only child with Amy Irving. (He's gone on to have five more with Kate Capshaw.) Max would've been around 4 when this movie came out. Can you imagine how cool that would've been, sitting there in the theater getting that shout out? I hate him. He's since gone on to play "Kid in Plane" in Catch Me if You Can.

Anyway where are the damn holographic movies we've been promised? We're stuck with crummy old 3D. This future sucks. And while we're at it I want shoes that laces themselves, coats that dry themselves, and a fucking hoverboard. Dammit.

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3 comments:

Mark said...

I'm still waiting for that weird Food Rehydrater thing they used to make the pizza.

unclemike said...

Everyone knows hoverboards don't work on water.

Aimee said...

Your shoes are coming sooner than you think...

http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2010/08/nike-patents-marty-mcflys-self-lacing-sneaker/