Monday, August 30, 2010

Torture Me, Tommy

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Ooooooooh goodness, look at this news here (via):

""Nip/Tuck" star John Hensley, comedian Skyler Stone, "True Blood" actor Chris Coy and German sensation Thomas Kretschmann have joined the cast of "Hostel 3," an individual familiar with the project has told TheWrap."

It seems the obvious assumption at this point in time, knowing next to nothing about the script, that Thomas Kretschmann, being the European here - or as they so delightfully put it, the "German sensation" - will be part of the evil torturing elites that've populated the Hostel series so far. Meaning, if things go according to the way my mind is playing them out as I type this, he'll have recently announced cast-member Kip Pardue strapped up half-naked in front of him very soon.


Do I even have to keep going? I mean I could keep going, my brain keeps going, boy does it ever, but I think we all know where I'm going with this. I find this an extraordinarily pleasing casting announcement. Yessirree.

If you're wondering who the other dude is that was on True Blood, Chris Coy was that vamp-hotel bellhop who shared the brain-talk gift with Sookie last season.
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