There are so many things to love about this picture of the cast of The Expendables at the New York Stock Exchange this morning (see a bunch more here). Jason Statham seems so excited about man-flesh, for one. Off my brain goes for a couple of minutes to him and Terry Crews sharing a trailer...
Okay I'm back. My second favorite thing - just beating the swollen horror that is Sly Stallone's face - is Dolph Lundgren's dazed expression. How did I get here, it seems to say? I could be sitting in my cabin in Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky, warm woolen socks pulled up to my calves, reading Tolstoy, a mug of vodka cupped between my paws. Where did I go wrong?
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Okay I'm back. My second favorite thing - just beating the swollen horror that is Sly Stallone's face - is Dolph Lundgren's dazed expression. How did I get here, it seems to say? I could be sitting in my cabin in Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky, warm woolen socks pulled up to my calves, reading Tolstoy, a mug of vodka cupped between my paws. Where did I go wrong?
It is Grace Jones' fault, Dolph. Blame Grace.
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4 comments:
Blaming Grace is surely sound advice. Especially if there is rhythm involved.
Nothing is ever Grace's "fault".
Haha, I liked your Dolph Lundgren description, but one wonders why a Swede would have a cabin in the former USSR? `Maria
Instead of his native Sweden, I mean.
Also, he used to be soooo hot.
`Maria, again
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