My weekly post for Celebrity Beehive is up wherein I speak of the things coming out this weekend, and such, but all I wanna talk about is what's coming out next weekend, aka Edgar Wright's Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World.
"Attention movie fans! I have seen Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World and I have declared Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World to be wonderful. It doesn’t open until next weekend, on August 13th, but you should go ahead and buy your tickets now. You can thank me with flowers and chocolates and filthy wads of one hundred dollar bills once you’ve seen it, loved it, lived it yourselves."
And I mean that. There's a PayPal link right there to the right. Have I ever steered you wrong before do not answer that it is a hypothetical of course I have forgive me.
It speaks to the quality of the bull-crap coming out this weekend though that all I wanna talk about is what's out next week. Middle Men? The Other Guys? Step Up 3D? Okay as for the latter, which I have some fun riffing on in my CB piece, I gotta admit the trailer made me giggle. That's what 3D is good for. Ridiculousness. Which is why once I see Scott Pilgrim a second time next weekend the thing I'm most looking forward to is Piranha 3D on August 20th.
That's what it's all about! Life, I mean.
There's an interview with Eli Roth over here by the way wherein he talks about how awesometastic kick-ass the 3D is for Piranha 3D and so much more better than what that Clash of the Titans garbage did. Indeed.
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The log gave it away for me. It was the only understated joke of the entire movie. "I am the log. I am the ravine. I am scared."
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