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Didja hear
the one about Little Jerry and the monster fish? That link is spoilery for
Piranha 3D but can you really be spoiled for
Piranha 3D? it's the sort of movie beyond that, I think. It's not like knowing that gag is gonna stop anyone sane from wanting this movie in their face right now. (Right?) Anyway knowing what's gonna happen isn't exactly like having somebody jump in your face and scream, "Rosebud's a fucking sled!!!" Cuz people jump into stranger's faces all the time screaming that, of course. If I ever become a homeless person - and why wouldn't I? -
when I become a homeless person, that's what I'm gonna do. Accost people on the streets and the subway with movie spoilers. Cine-terrorism!
Anyway! I'm heading up to visit my family tomorrow for the weekend and man, I picked a lousy weekend to go home, right? Now I won't be able to see
Piranha 3D until sometime next week. Ugh! On the plus side I won't have to deal with as much of a rowdy opening weekend crowd. But on the minus side, I have to wait! Ugh wait! Want now! Fish castration now!
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