Oh what's that? New baseless rumors about Jake? Let us dive in! Via here:"At last the truth comes out. An acquaintance of Reese and Jake acknowledges that they were very smitten with each other for quite awhile and seemed perfectly matched. Unfortunately, Jake had a habit that Reese could not live with, and he wouldn’t give it up. He smoked way too much. And we’re not talking nicotine here. Not only did it rub Reese the wrong way, but she worried about her children being exposed to his bad habits. So, regretfully, she moved on. Note: those of you who insist that Jake is gay are NUTS."
This reminds me back when Jake broke up with kristen Dunst and there were all these rumors about how her hard partying lifestyle was just too much for poor little Jake and how he couldn't take it. (That really just seemed like a way of saying she was a giant coke-head, right?) Well now we "know" that Jake just wanted to lay around eating pork rinds and playing Grand Theft Auto and Responsible Mother Reese Witherspoon couldn't have any more of it after dating him for... what, three years? Way to get your kids out of trouble with haste there Reese. I'm sure he was blowing smoke rings into their cribs every night.
Yadda yadda I don't know these people.
And neither do you. So let's vote!
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And neither do you. So let's vote!
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I'm sure Reese gave Jake ample opportunity to straighten up his ways, because she is generous of spirit but strong of will. Good for you, Reese! Overly permissive parents are the worst!
I assumed Peter Sarsgaard was the pothead of the "family".
I think they're all the pothead of the family. Ramona included.
Ramona is Swahili for Moaning Rastafarian, after all.
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