Good Morning Gratuities

Perhaps these will wake us up? Stumbled upon a load of fellers this morning and figured I should share. As always click 'em to embiggen. First up, here's some pictures of Stephen Dorff on a boat that I've actually been sitting on for a couple of days:

Next up, I'm sure y'all remember that shot of Chris Evans riding the subway sans pants last week? Another shot's made its way online and he's been joined by Scott Pilgrim co-stars Michael Cera and Jason Schwartzman. Where's Brandon Routh dammit?


Here are some pictures of SNL's adorable Jason Sudeikis in GQ (via PopWrap) making me laugh:


I understand why all the hot actresses seem to be making him their plaything - they're making him dress up in that red Adidas tracksuit and do the Snoopy dance. What's up with that? What's up with that?

Hey who's got a bike messenger fetish? I don't, I have to deal with them too often at work and they usually smell and are rude. But I could make an exception for all the stink Joseph Gordon-Levitt wanted to bring. Here he is in costume and eating a fortunate banana on the set of his new movie Premium Rush, which I talked about here. (via)


Every time there's a new Transformers movie being filmed I post shots of Josh Duhamel in his Army costume and say something about ooh la la he looks so good all Army'd up blah blah blah Michael Bay is the suck and yadda yadda why won't Josh get rid of Fergie. So there I said it. (via)


And finally, there needs to be one more shot at the end of this sequence of Ryan Phillippe and Matthew McConaughey shooting some movie in LA this week, and I think you know what it should contain. A shame. So close! (via)

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