... you can learn from:
Kate: The worst thing that ever happened to me was on Christmas. Oh, God. It was so horrible.
It was Christmas Eve. I was 9 years old. Me and Mom were decorating the tree, waiting for Dad to come home from work. A couple hours went by. Dad wasn't home. So Mom called the office. No answer. Christmas Day came and went, and still nothing. So the police began a search. Four or five days went by. Neither one of us could eat or sleep. Everything was falling apart.It was snowing outside. The house was freezing, so I went to try to light up the fire. That's when I noticed the smell. The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father.
He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney... his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly.
And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus."
Happy 47th birthday, Phoebe Cates!
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6 comments:
I prefer her Lincoln's Birthday monologue.
Colin beat me to it...
This monologue freaked me out when I saw "Gremlins" in first grade living in Toronto. It is so dark and macabre...I love how the mom is kick ass, though....you don't really expect that!
Happy 37th Birthday?? She would have 11 when the movie opened...
Whoopsie, fixed that. Thanks for the heads-up Chris.
This monologue freaked me out. This is a fucked up way to discover that there is no Santa Claus.
I would be in a rubber room.
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