Wednesday, June 09, 2010

Life Is A Cruel Cruel Joke


There are horrible awful forces at work in the world. Giant monstrous evil forces, filled with hate and terror, snapping their fang-filled jaws at my happiness, snatching away peace and joy and love and light. That is what I know, deep in my gut, after reading this:

"Playboy’s July cover girl Natasha Alam stars in the upcoming season of True Blood and was taken aback by all of the naked scenes.

“I’d never done nudity. I had to overcome a few things in my head to do it,” Natasha shared. “[Then] here comes Alexander Skarsgard. He drops his robe, and he’s not wearing a sock — nothing. He’s just totally out there, walking around as if nothing’s going on. I was like, ‘If he can do it, I can do it.’"

(via) See what I mean? How was I not on this set? Cruel! The world is horrible and cruel! I am alone. I am utterly alone. By the time you read this I will be gone. Having jumped... having plummeted... off the River Winter Bridge...



Mia said...

I feel your pain!!!!

Mike z said...

One. Big. Dark. Room.

John T said...

Wait, she was a Playboy cover model and she'd never done nudity? I'm not an avid reader (obviously), but am I missing the point of that magazine?

Jason Adams said...

I think she became a Playboy model after she filmed her nude scenes with ASkar. He made her feel comfortable enough. By whipping out his cock. Sigh.