It Burns When Adam Sandler Pees

Or at least I hope it does. He deserves painful urination until he remembers how good he was in Punch Drunk Love and stops making crud like what he's got coming out this weekend. I don't care that PDL made no money! It's the only reason you're gonna be remembered years from now, dude.

Wait, what's that? Did I say "what's coming out this weekend?" You know where you might find out that information, plus more, so much more, with wit and lollipops and faerie dust and dreams, good dreams, not those ones where your socks grow teeth to gather hairballs and then arms and start crawling up your legs at night, or maybe that's just me? Over at Celebrity Beehive, that's where the fuck where, where I've taken a gander at the rightthismoment movie landscape for y'all, that's where. Like I do every week. Ya heard?
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