My love-hate thing towards Ashton Kutcher swung far into the latter territory when I wrote up my weekly column for Celebrity Beehive this week, so my apologies there. Something about placing him, an already annoying force, so close to the even epically more annoying force of that Heigl woman, it just makes everything spin off into the stratosphere of stab-me-in-the-face-ishness, ya know?But as I've proven on a couple occasions already - see here and here for just the examples via this new flick - when I can divorce Ashton's hotness from the ridiculousness spewing from his mouth and/or career, I can appreciate.
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You must be strong, yo. Sure, he's a hunky cake of hunkitude (it's a phrase, look it up), but whenever you look at him, imagine The Butterfly Effect. Imagine What Happens in Vegas. Imagine fucking Valentine's Day!
Imagine how pliable he must be. Imagine something jammed in his mouth so he can't talk. Remember him making out with Stiffler. You know if he'll do Demi he'll do anything!
He's wearing a Michigan t-shirt!
Hail yeah!!!
Thank you so much for that article. I love your writing style and I thought it was a little downplayed in your Celebrity Beehive articles but this one has the same voice as the blog. And it is a hilarious voice. Loved it!
you guys have quite the imagination, the things you have Ashton doing...what's wrong with Demi, she gets to fuck him.
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