Friday, April 30, 2010

I'll Do It

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Via Slash we've got some word on where David O. Russell's loooong delayed movie Nailed stands; it's the one starring Jessica Biel and Jake Gyllenhaal about a chick that goes wacky when she gets a nail shot in her head and it involves politics and what not. Says Slash:

"The crazy detail is that, while the film was shut down by SAG a couple times for missed payments and other money troubles plagued the production and crew, there’s just that one scene left to shoot. But it is a crucial one: the moment where Biel’s character actually gets the nail in her head. Without it, says Kim Masters at the Daily Beast, there’s really no way to cut together any workable version of the film."

I will go to Home Depot right now and buy a nail gun and if somebody agrees to film me I will go and find Jessica Biel and I will shoot her in the head with it. Wham, film finished. Everybody wins! Think of your art, Jessica!

Kidding! Kidding, god. But all kidding aside, the piece at The Daily Beast where this news originated is a fascinating read, and it does seem like there's a glimmer of hope that the film could get finished at some point. (They just need to shoot her in the fucking head!)
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