The Opposite Of Double-Speak...

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... it's like half-speak? Where you just say nothing in lots of words but instead of piling up they turn into this vortex that eats all of our brains dead? That's what this bit from an interview with Matthew Bomer in Details feels like to me:

Details: Does it bother you that so much of what's been written about you is speculation that you're gay?

Matthew Bomer: I don't care about that at all. I'm completely happy and fulfilled in my personal life.

D: But you don't want to talk about it.

MB: I have a network and a show riding on my shoulders. I would say a big difference between my character and me is that I can be too trusting. And I've realized in this business, that's not necessarily the smartest thing to be. I definitely have a thing or two to learn from the con artists.

I have no idea what just happened, but my head hurts. Hey, let's look at him making out with another dude! Ahh nice.
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