Hi everybody! You can dry your eyes and toss aside your Japanese body pillows, I'm back. And confronted with a few news items worthy of speaking of, as usual. So let's just fling 'em out quick-like so we can get back up to speed...
--- Necking With Sam - Apparently Sam Worthington is apparently maybe gonna play Dracula for Alex Proyas in that Dracula: Year One project that's been spoken of before. I don't know yet what the take on Vlad here will be so I can't say whether Sam seems right for said take but he seems an odd choice at first instinct.
--- Speaking Vamp - And then there's this vampire news that warms my "heart" out of True Blood - that Alexander Skarsgard will be naked a whole bunch in the third season. Naked and gay-ish and delightful, I'm sure. Man they're making me want to get HBO proper they are...
--- Crazy House - Right after I "reviewed" that Japanese bug-nuts haunted house movie Hausu, Rich at FourFour went and did the same, only he made lots and lots of gifs so he wins. He always wins.
--- Saw'd - The dude who got hired to direct the sequel to Paranormal Activity is being forced to go back and direct the seventh Saw movie instead by the studio, because they're a bunch of whiny babies that didn't like their shitty franchise getting squashed by the original Activity this past Halloween, hopefully sparing us from a lifetime of All Hallows Saw domination. Hrm.
--- The 3rd D is For Dominance - Both the final Harry Potter films are gonna be in 3D now. And so will the Clash of the Titans remake, as they've been threatening for a few months. Can I send the bills for my headache medicine and vision repair right to James Cameron then?
--- And finally, there's maybe really for real gonna be a third Gremlins film? I've been waiting my whole damned life for one, so I hope so. Of course they're saying 3D, of course, but whatever. I'll take my beloved Gizmo and Gremlins any which way I gotta in order to get 'em.
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--- Necking With Sam - Apparently Sam Worthington is apparently maybe gonna play Dracula for Alex Proyas in that Dracula: Year One project that's been spoken of before. I don't know yet what the take on Vlad here will be so I can't say whether Sam seems right for said take but he seems an odd choice at first instinct.
--- Speaking Vamp - And then there's this vampire news that warms my "heart" out of True Blood - that Alexander Skarsgard will be naked a whole bunch in the third season. Naked and gay-ish and delightful, I'm sure. Man they're making me want to get HBO proper they are...--- Crazy House - Right after I "reviewed" that Japanese bug-nuts haunted house movie Hausu, Rich at FourFour went and did the same, only he made lots and lots of gifs so he wins. He always wins.
--- Saw'd - The dude who got hired to direct the sequel to Paranormal Activity is being forced to go back and direct the seventh Saw movie instead by the studio, because they're a bunch of whiny babies that didn't like their shitty franchise getting squashed by the original Activity this past Halloween, hopefully sparing us from a lifetime of All Hallows Saw domination. Hrm.
--- The 3rd D is For Dominance - Both the final Harry Potter films are gonna be in 3D now. And so will the Clash of the Titans remake, as they've been threatening for a few months. Can I send the bills for my headache medicine and vision repair right to James Cameron then?
--- And finally, there's maybe really for real gonna be a third Gremlins film? I've been waiting my whole damned life for one, so I hope so. Of course they're saying 3D, of course, but whatever. I'll take my beloved Gizmo and Gremlins any which way I gotta in order to get 'em..
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I would like to request some more extra-strength Excedrin from Mr. Cameron as well.
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