If you were given the opportunity to give Ryan Reynolds a blow-job while trapped in a small wooden box together with only a lighter for illumination, this new shot from his movie Buried is sort of what your view would be:

Just, you know, without the exposed penis
all up in your business. Sadly without, I should say. (via)
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all up in your business. Sadly without, I should say. (via)
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3 comments:
Always the classiest blogpost titles! Keep up the good work.
I find "crotch" to be the loveliest word in all the English language. I'd say the phrase "crotch shot" blows Drew Barrymore's "cellar door" outta the water as for sheer beauty.
Ryan Reynolds. ick.
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