Thursday, November 12, 2009

Put 'Em On The Revolutionary Fusion Systeming 3D Optical Glass

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Oh lord, James Cameron just makes it so easy. Via Gawker comes this chunk of an interview with Playboy with regards to the creation of Avatar:

PLAYBOY: How much did you get into calibrating your movie heroine's hotness?

CAMERON: Right from the beginning I said, "She's got to have tits," even though that makes no sense because her race, the Na'vi, aren't placental mammals. I designed her costumes based on a taparrabo, a loincloth thing worn by Mayan Indians. We go to another planet in this movie, so it would be stupid if she ran around in a Brazilian thong or a fur bikini like Raquel Welch in One Million Years B.C.

PLAYBOY: Are her breasts on view?

CAMERON: I came up with this free-floating, lion's-mane-like array of feathers, and we strategically lit and angled shots to not draw attention to her breasts, but they're right there. The animation uses a physics-based sim that takes into consideration gravity, air movement and the momentum of her hair, her top. We had a shot in which Neytiri falls into a specific position, and because she is lit by orange firelight, it lights up the nipples. That was good, except we're going for a PG-13 rating, so we wound up having to fix it. We'll have to put it on the special edition DVD; it will be a collector's item. A Neytiri Playboy Centerfold would have been a good idea.

PLAYBOY: So you're okay with arousing PG-13 chubbies?

CAMERON: If such a thing should ­happen—and I'm not saying it will—that would be fine.

"Right from the beginning I said, 'She's got to have tits.'" In the Bible that was how God spent the first day of creation too, right? Tits, then light. I think that's how it goes.
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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am pretty sure God made woman from man's chest. Right there in Genesis, after God says, "Then We shall make Hugh Jackman. He shall be known as the Wolverine."

Joe Reid said...

very time I start to worry I'm being too hard on Avatar, James comes around to make me feel okay about it again.