Everything You Ever Need To Know About Life...

... you can learn from:

Brokeback Mountain (2005)

Biker #1: Whoooeee! Look at this crowd. Bound to be a lot of pussy on the hoof in a crowd like this.

Biker #2: All swelled up with patriotic feeling and ready to be humped like a frog.

Biker #1: So where you figure the most pussy's at - Las Vegas or California?

Biker #2: Hell, I don't know. But if you make it between Wyoming and Montana, I'd pick Wyoming in a minute.

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Just so ya know. All the patriotic pussy's in Wyoming. Now ya can't say ya never learned nothing of substance here.

And now I can scratch one more scene from this movie off the check-list... soon enough the entire thing, start to finish, will have been documented by yours truly. Nothing quite like an insane obsession to make the days go by, is there?
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