As promised yesterday - I am so totally a man of my word, y'all! - here are some much-better-quality screen-caps from the trailer for The Canyon, that movie starring extra-hot-piece Eion Bailey and that chick from Chuck as a couple stuck in the Grand Canyon being hunted by wolves and shit.
First order of business when stuck in the Grand Canyon with Eion Bailey and being hunted by wolves and shit: fuck like jackrabbits. Then worry about the wolves and shit. In fact, if they'd just kept fucking like jackrabbits and never left their hotel-room they wouldn't have even gotten stuck in the Grand Canyon where they were then hunted by wolves and shit. So my answer to all of the possible problems in the world that could ever confront you are this: just fuck Eion Baily like jackrabbits. Everybody wins!
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Am I wrong in thinking his long lost brother is Sean Maguire from Krod Mandoon fame?
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