Gobsmacked is not a word I use lightly - No one should! It's dangerous! - but that's what I was when I noticed I'd never done one of these posts for Mr. Schaech. I have done a large post devoted to his being wet a bunch in his movies - and bless that blessed cinematic recurrence - but no proper picture-dump of this sort. A travesty, that. So I went and started gathering up the goods and then I realized what might maybe be the reason I hadn't done one of these posts for him - there's too much! He certainly has not been stingy with himself. Wonderful man. This post is way long. Way. But somehow I don't think y'all will mind that much.
And finally, via his MySpace page, is that a puggle in your crotch, Mr. Schaech, or are you just happy to see me? Bada-bing, hilarity ensued.
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And finally, via his MySpace page, is that a puggle in your crotch, Mr. Schaech, or are you just happy to see me? Bada-bing, hilarity ensued.
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God bless that man's devotion to his art.
Ugh, I hate him. I just know that his body is all he has going for him and that he probably spends 7 days a week in the gym working out and when he gets out he's gonna be this gross man with skin like leather and he's gonna be fat and his dick is probably all gross and shrivelled from the steroids.
But tell me how you really feel, Glenn. ;-)
Aw...His puggle looks exactly like mine! I like him more now.
He needs to take advantage of the way his face has gone wrong with age and play some villains
I just wonder how can anyone be this gorgeous yet not very sexy. Maybe because he is a bit on Narcissus side?
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