And then comes word that Eli has discovered some gay slash-fic online involving his Basterds character my beloved "Bear Jew" Donnie Donowitz and has been tweeting about it. Says Eli:
"Come on! Donnie's totally a top."
"Quentin just confirmed that Donnie would pitch, not catch. "No fuckin' way Donnie's a catcher!" Methinks some rewrites are in order."
I think the lady doth protest too much. It's obvious Donnie had myriad uses for that bat of his.
Like sticking it up his ass.
I figured I might as well say it; fuck coy. Fuck coy right in the ass with a baseball bat used to pummel Natzis! That's what I always say. And I always wondered why I said that, so now I know. Huh.
(thx Mac!)
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Well that pic is getting saved!
He is totally worth following on the twitter :)
WONDERFUL POST!
"...totally a top."
Riiiiiiiiight-tuh. Well a boy can dream, can't he?
"Fuck coy." - practically had me rolling on the floor with laughter. :)
I was wondering if you were going to post about this. The reaction in the fandom was so great. It was split between taking it as a request directly from Eli and Quentin for more porn involving Donny on top, and wondering whether or not to point out to him that there's just no way he'd top with Aldo.
I rented Hostel and I didn't expect to like it, and I really did, really good movie, and when I watched the extras I realized how cute Eli Roth is, and then I saw the shot of him in the bathroom almost 1/2 naked...very nice indeed. Is he married?
Post of the year?
Oh, enough with that talent-free douchebag! Great site, otherwise!
he is so dam sexy when i seen him as bear jew i had to find a shirtless pic lol luv ya bear jew
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